Wednesday, 8 June 2016
Tuesday, 31 May 2016
Break Up Status in English for WhatsApp & Facebook
1. My silence is just another word for my PAIN.
2. I'm leaving for our own Good, Now I'm happy, how about you?
3. People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long.
4. I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.
5. I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.
6. If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
7. A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.
8. Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine isyou .
9. I'm slowly giving up.
10. I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
11. You're the only exception.
12. BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.
13. I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
14. Butthe all didn't see the little bit of sadness in me.
15. Out of all lies you have told...was my favorite.
16. Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.
17. Never put your happiness in someone else's hands.
18. It's never the tear thatmeasure the PAIN, sometimes its the SMILE we fake .
19. I always found the right one onwrong time .
20. Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.
21. I miss how you always MADE time for me.
22. Never give up on someone youcant spend a day not thinking about.
23. Please BURN my sad memories.
24.SLEEP away the sadness of today.
25. Loneliness doesn't KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
26. I want you to be FREE, but I can watch you SOAR away from me.
27. The CURE of anything is salt WATER - Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.
28. We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
29. I just want to fall asleep until I don't miss you anymore.
30. A relationship is only made for two… but some just forget how to count.
31. The same person who said the sweetest things to me also said some of the meanest things I've ever heard :(
32. I hope we meet again.
33. Nothing last forever1.
34. Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
35. Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted to.
36. If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
37. Love isbeautiful mistake of my life.
38. Love is blind, Be careful...
39. Love is my favorite mistake...
40. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
41. I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
42. They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm
missing you right now...
43. Isn’t it sad that you arehurt so much that finally you can say "I’m used to it"
44. The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
45. Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
46. I don’t miss losing my lover. I miss losing my best friend. And that loss is irreplaceable.
47. Those 3 years of our togetherness, the commitment, everything feels like a waste of time today.
48. Does true love exist?or it is a fantasy of having a good-looking boyfriend?
49. Stop walking the extra mile for someone who won’t cross the street for you.
50. I'm disappointed you cheated on me with her! I expected you to go for something better than me.
51. Broken up! Deleted past conversation. Cleared the pictures. Finally breathing!and ready to move on! So, where’s the party tonight?
52. Heard sad songs. Had ice cream. Burnt old photos. Danced 2 hours straight. Now, need a hug from a friend. Any volunteers?
53. Youleaving me for someone rich defines YOU, not me!
54. I treated you ‘Queen of my heart’, you treated me as ‘Donkey Cart’
55. Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
56. When I close myeyes I see you, when I open my eyes I miss you.
57. I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
58. During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
59. Sometimes life doesn't want to give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more.
60. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm afraid to fall for the wrong person again.
61. Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you're happy without him.
62. When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most
63. Sometimes when I say: I'm okay. I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say: I know you're not.
64. Sometimes It’s better to be alone… No one can hurt you.
65. Every time I start trusting someone, they show me why I shouldn’t.
66. Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than the people who are right beside you.
67. Dear Hear, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood that's it.
68. The worst kind of pain is when you're smiling to stop the tears from falling.
69. Don't forgive, dump me!
70. Sorry, I just never realized how ugly you are
71. There's been a death in the family. My hamster. Sorry!
72. Are you into horses and stuff? I know I am... I also like sheep. They give you that warm feeling. Hello? Are you still there?
73. I want you to meet my family. My mom is an OBGYN specializing in fertility treatments, and my dad does microsurgical vasectomy reversals. They are
so excited that I'm dating someone nice!
74. Get the hell away from me! I'm sofricken sick of you!
75. I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I have made an exception...so I'm leaving you for bigger and better things. My ex-boyfriend Bruno just came back into town. He finished serving his sentence and is dying to meet you.
76. Can I borrow that cute little blue teddy and heels?
77. Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey.
78. Two simple words. 'Im gay'
79. F*** off, Asshole (assholette ?) I find direct honesty is always the best policy...
80. Here's the phone number of my doctor, I think you and he should talk...
81. I love you so much! Let's get married! I want to have lots of children and get a big house and a mortgage and a minivan and...
82. I have finished my unfinished business with you.
83. I can't figure out what sex you are, even after having sex with you.
84. Your mom told me you were gay.
85. Mom says I'm too good for you.
86. Sorry, you don't make the flag on my mailbox go up anymore.
87. You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
88. I don't want you as a boyfriend, no we can't still be friends.. and, oh, by the way you're ugly too.
89. I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms :(
90. I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.
91.Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.
92. People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
93. I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make medouble sad.
94. I’m missing something in my life these days.
95.loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.
96. The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.
97. I hate beingbroken . I hate that I cannot go back.
98. The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
99. The sad part isn't that we never talk,its that we used to talk everyday.
100. Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people I can't trust
2. I'm leaving for our own Good, Now I'm happy, how about you?
3. People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long.
4. I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.
5. I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.
6. If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
7. A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.
8. Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is
9. I'm slowly giving up.
10. I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
12. BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.
13. I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
14. But
15. Out of all lies you have told...
16. Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.
17. Never put your happiness in someone else's hands.
18. It's never the tear that
19. I always found the right one on
20. Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.
22. Never give up on someone you
23. Please BURN my sad memories.
24.
25. Loneliness doesn't KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
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26. I want you to be FREE, but I can watch you SOAR away from me.
27. The CURE of anything is salt WATER - Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.
28. We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
29. I just want to fall asleep until I don't miss you anymore.
30. A relationship is only made for two… but some just forget how to count.
31. The same person who said the sweetest things to me also said some of the meanest things I've ever heard :(
32. I hope we meet again.
33. Nothing last forever1.
34. Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
35. Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted to.
36. If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
37. Love is
38. Love is blind, Be careful...
39. Love is my favorite mistake...
40. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
41. I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
42. They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm
43. Isn’t it sad that you are
44. The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
45. Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
46. I don’t miss losing my lover. I miss losing my best friend. And that loss is irreplaceable.
47. Those 3 years of our togetherness, the commitment, everything feels like a waste of time today.
48. Does true love exist?
49. Stop walking the extra mile for someone who won’t cross the street for you.
50. I'm disappointed you cheated on me with her! I expected you to go for something better than me.
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51. Broken up! Deleted past conversation. Cleared the pictures. Finally breathing!
52. Heard sad songs. Had ice cream. Burnt old photos. Danced 2 hours straight. Now, need a hug from a friend. Any volunteers?
53. You
54. I treated you ‘Queen of my heart’, you treated me as ‘Donkey Cart’
55. Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
56. When I close my
57. I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
58. During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
59. Sometimes life doesn't want to give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more.
60. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm afraid to fall for the wrong person again.
61. Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you're happy without him.
62. When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most
63. Sometimes when I say: I'm okay. I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say: I know you're not.
64. Sometimes It’s better to be alone… No one can hurt you.
65. Every time I start trusting someone, they show me why I shouldn’t.
66. Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than the people who are right beside you.
67. Dear Hear, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood that's it.
68. The worst kind of pain is when you're smiling to stop the tears from falling.
69. Don't forgive, dump me!
70. Sorry, I just never realized how ugly you are
71. There's been a death in the family. My hamster. Sorry!
72. Are you into horses and stuff? I know I am... I also like sheep. They give you that warm feeling. Hello? Are you still there?
73. I want you to meet my family. My mom is an OBGYN specializing in fertility treatments, and my dad does microsurgical vasectomy reversals. They are
74. Get the hell away from me! I'm so
75. I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I have made an exception...
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76. Can I borrow that cute little blue teddy and heels?
77. Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey.
78. Two simple words. '
79. F*** off, Asshole (
80. Here's the phone number of my doctor, I think you and he should talk...
81. I love you so much! Let's get married! I want to have lots of children and get a big house and a mortgage and a minivan and...
82. I have finished my unfinished business with you.
83. I can't figure out what sex you are, even after having sex with you.
84. Your mom told me you were gay.
85. Mom says I'm too good for you.
86. Sorry, you don't make the flag on my mailbox go up anymore.
87. You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
88. I don't want you as a boyfriend, no we can't still be friends.
89. I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms :(
90. I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.
91.
92. People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
93. I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me
94. I’m missing something in my life these days.
95.
96. The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.
97. I hate being
98. The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
99. The sad part isn't that we never talk,
100. Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people I can't trust
Awesome Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English
1. I'm not
2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
3. If you think I am
4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
5. I always arrive late at
6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
8. My attitude based on how you treat me.
9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
10. Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
12. I know the voices in my head aren’t
13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of
14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save
15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you
17. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in
18. When I'm good I'm best
19. I’m
20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes
Attitude.
21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that
22. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my
23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who
24. I'm Not Special
25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
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26. I enjoy when people show
27. Stop checking my status
28. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
29. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
30. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
31. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
32. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but
33. Your Whatsapp status say’s online … .. If your online then why
34. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
35. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life
“Free Recharge”
36. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
37. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
38. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
39. Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
40. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
42. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
43. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling
44. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two
45.
46. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
47. If your bad . Call me your Dad.
48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to
49. Friends are the family you choose
50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it
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51. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
52. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
53. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
54. True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
55. Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along.
56. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.
57. I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
58. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
59. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
60. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear .
61. That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
62. My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
63. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
64. If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
65. Good friends are like starts . You don't always see them but you know they're always there.
66. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
67. Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
68. Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.
69. A beautiful friendship can change people.
70. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
71. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
72. A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
73. Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
74. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
75. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
76. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
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76. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
77. I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
78. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
79. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
80. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
81. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
82. I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
83. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words .
84. I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday .
85. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
86. Savewater drink beer .
86. Save
87. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
88. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
89. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
90. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
91. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
92. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
93. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
94. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
95. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
96. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
97. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
98. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
99. Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
100. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
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